for two years. -less often, now

Day 200 – Caption Contest!! (CLOSED)

Winning Caption: After the dust settled, the Inspector finally understood what his mentor meant when he would say, “If you touch the evidence, the entire case may collapse.”
by Brett A.

To enter, leave a comment below with your caption. There is no limit on entries. Come up with as many great, funny, clever, interesting captions as you can and post them all. You may comment to enter from today, until Friday the 18th.
Myself, my wife, and and 2 of my friends will chose the top 5 captions. Then, I will make a poll and you guys will choose your favorite! Voting will take place from 2/19 – 2/21.  The caption with the most votes wins – duh!

The person who has the winning caption will win this 20×30 print:

For your caption to be considered, you MUST provide an email address for me to contact you at if you are the winner. This is so we can arrange for me to send you your prize. Packaging & shipping is on me!

Good Luck!

234 responses

  1. The Inspector knew he’d come into the kitchen for something, but he just couldn’t remember what.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:12 am

  2. Once again the Inspector found himself deep in a horde.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:20 am

  3. Chris Francis

    It was then the inspector realized his hunch was correct: it was in fact a load-bearing screw.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:22 am

  4. “Well,” said the Inspector, “It’s a mess.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:25 am

  5. “Hmmm,” said the Inspector. “Prop rooms are never as tidy as they should be.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:30 am

  6. El Lego de la Colina

    Where is my monocle? I thought it was right here!

    February 16, 2011 at 9:32 am

  7. As the professor looked at all the supplies, He wondered “When did I become MacGyver?”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:34 am

  8. Let the women clean this mess up.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:37 am

  9. Blake Mace

    “No,” said the Inspector. “This is simply too big to be used as the other half of my glasses.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:47 am

  10. Jamie

    The inspector was no longer content to watch Mike and Frank, he was now off to do some of his own English Picking.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:52 am

  11. JimV

    The Inspector could find a needle in a haystack…if only he could find the haystack.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:56 am

  12. wcgreen

    Well,” said the inspector, “this is the last time I volunteer to search Fibber McGee’s closet.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:57 am

  13. Marianne

    Upon closer inspection, Dr. Livingston decided “It really is a jungle out there!”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:58 am

  14. The Inspector hated when people mixed Megablocks and Lego.

    February 16, 2011 at 10:05 am

  15. Chris

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “the Giant Hand from the Sky has struck again.”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:10 am

  16. Rebecca

    Oh drat, how could I have forgotten? Surely there’s something around here I could give the misses for Valentine’s Day…

    February 16, 2011 at 10:14 am

  17. Rebecca

    Oh look, it’s mother’s old makeup mirror. She was right, I DO have high cheek bones.

    February 16, 2011 at 10:28 am

  18. “Well,” said the Inspector. “It’s my ex-wife — again.”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:43 am

  19. Cynthia

    “By George, I think I’ve found it!”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:53 am

  20. Jim Mason

    The state fire inspector was unable to rule out foul play in the natural gas explosion the decimated the West Marine store on 8th and Main.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:02 am

    • Jim Mason

      ugghh, typing too fast again

      February 16, 2011 at 11:05 am

  21. Jim Mason

    “I have found evidevce linking your little brother to the destruction of this Lego model.”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:04 am

  22. “And now it was time for The Inspector to put things together…”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:10 am

  23. The Professor began to regret his decision to buy a used car.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:11 am

  24. “Is that a bit of Mega Blocs? Burn it!”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:17 am

  25. “Wow, with all this stuff I could make a fortune on Bricklink”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:18 am

  26. The inspector was looking for that one elusive piece to finish of his model.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:25 am

  27. “Well” Said the inspector,”the kids have been playing football again.”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:25 am

  28. The inspector always hated D.I.Y kits, now all he had to do was to find the instructions.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:29 am

  29. Robert Tamaskovics

    “Well,” – said the Professor – “sagabona kunjani wena, the bakerman is baking bread” – than he added – “why, oh, why can’t I?”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:29 am

  30. ekky

    “AR HUH”

    just as i thought, i can see clearly nows with this thing

    February 16, 2011 at 11:32 am

  31. Alan

    Sir Ian Bollocks searched through the rubbish, for his hot dog that his wife threw out.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:34 am

  32. C.Kay

    “Ah hah!” exclaimed the inspector “Just as I suspected, yellow is my color!”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:47 am

  33. Shannon

    While looking for his keys, the inspector realized that it was time to call “Horders…buried alive”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:51 am

  34. “This here, is a pile of rubbish.” “Thank you for noticing Captain Obvious.”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:52 am

  35. As the phrase “D’oh!” ran through his head. It wasn’t until after the Inspector opened to the closet door that he exclaimed “Martha, Have you seen my lucky blue tube socks?”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:52 am

  36. arkcure

    Standing alone amongst the chaos with a wide smile on his face, the Inspector thought to himself, “This ant has not a chance.”

    February 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm

  37. “So” said the inspector, “what is this mess that you say you are in?”

    February 16, 2011 at 12:19 pm

  38. As the Inspector looked around, he realized Jaws had eaten more than he thought.

    February 16, 2011 at 12:19 pm

  39. Hiding his desperation with his practised poker face, the inspector thought to himself:”this is a mess like no other before!”

    February 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm

  40. Rebecca

    Despite constant media attention and paparazzi stalking, Charlie Sheen managed to keep one secret. He was a hoarder.

    February 16, 2011 at 12:23 pm

  41. And that’s when the inspector regretted giving up his afternoon reading for cleaning the nursery.

    February 16, 2011 at 12:26 pm

  42. Ironically, the Inspector’s comic routine brought the house down.

    mezbam [at] hotmail [dot] com

    February 16, 2011 at 12:45 pm

  43. The inspector Never expected to be kicked out of his house by his wife today.

    February 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm

  44. Everyone says that he is a hoarder, but he prefers “curator”.

    February 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm

  45. Having found the red life guard float, the Inspector wondered if Pamela Anderson was nearby.

    February 16, 2011 at 1:33 pm

  46. Robert Tamaskovics

    “All right folks, I got it, we’ll go fishing on a lifeboat, with transparent bottom, and a shovel attached to a wheel, that is for…hbrmmbrmm…” – said the Professor.

    February 16, 2011 at 2:02 pm

  47. whyterhyno

    “I conclude, dear chap, you’re going to need a bigger boat.”

    February 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm

  48. The guys from American Pickers got nothin’ on me!

    February 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm

  49. Robert Tamaskovics

    “I” – said the Inspector – “‘ve been looking for a good contest for so long. I” – said the Inspector – “‘ve found it at last.”

    February 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm

  50. This isn’t what I expected to find under the ashes covering Pompeii…

    February 16, 2011 at 2:22 pm

  51. Robert Tamaskovics

    “Well” – said the Inspector – “now I know who killed Laura Palmer…”

    February 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm

  52. What perplexed the Inspector most of all was that there was no body of water nearby.

    February 16, 2011 at 2:27 pm

  53. Ten… no, twelve rolls of duct tape should put this all back together again.

    February 16, 2011 at 2:28 pm

  54. Chrissy Kincaid

    Sir Doyle, anthropologist, was baffled by what was uncovered at the pyramid site.

    February 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

  55. “Damn you Carruthers, I SAID, don’t move or the whole place could come down! Carruthers? CARRUTHERS?”

    February 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

  56. Ryan Kessler

    “Well,” said the Inspector. “It is definitely a magnifying glass.”

    February 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm

  57. “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille,” observed Inspector Rogers.

    February 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm

  58. The thieves were very clever, knowing the mess they left behind would distract the detective from realizing their true target, stealing the roof from right over his head.

    February 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm

  59. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men are never going to find Humpty in this mess…

    February 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm

  60. “Well,” said the Inspector, “This is a lot of crap.”

    February 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm

  61. Patricia Marín Lucas

    “One thing is totally clear. The criminal had to be a man”

    February 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm

  62. Nathanael

    “Well,” said the inspector, “It’s the local dump! …And it smells like dirty diapers…”

    February 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm

  63. “Well,” said the Inspector, “I wish I could remember what I came in here for.”

    February 16, 2011 at 3:22 pm

  64. Miguel

    Impossible is nothing!

    February 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

  65. Well said the inspector lego isn’t kidding when they say some assembly required!

    February 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm

  66. Derrick

    It finally dawns upon the inspector, that despite almost exclusively using the magnifying he has yet to find one clue because of it.

    February 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm

  67. Tim

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “It’s certainly got a view.”

    February 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm

  68. Kimberly

    The inspector puts the finishing touches on his “I Spy” photoshoot.

    February 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm

  69. Erica

    “Well”, said the inspector, “it’s a lego.”

    February 16, 2011 at 4:53 pm

  70. A detectives worst nightmare…too many obvious clues!

    February 16, 2011 at 6:07 pm

  71. Detective: Watson…you can’t hide from me, even under all that mess!

    February 16, 2011 at 6:08 pm

  72. Paul

    “well”, said the inspector, “maybe I should have used a little less dynamite!”

    February 16, 2011 at 6:16 pm

  73. Paul

    The Inspector stood there, paused, “I knew I shouldn’t have opened that door!”

    February 16, 2011 at 6:20 pm

  74. This week on Hoarders: A look inside the home of The Inspector, who has spent two decades collecting evidence, clues, and camping accessories.

    February 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm

  75. Paddy

    Upon closer inspection, it occurred to the inspector that he should have listened to his wife and hired a reputable builder.

    February 16, 2011 at 6:43 pm

  76. Paddy

    After tearing the kitchen apart, the inspector remembered that his keys were in his other pocket.

    February 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm

  77. Ursula

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “this is a cluster____.”

    February 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm

  78. Ursula

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “I quit.”

    February 16, 2011 at 6:47 pm

  79. Ursula

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “I need to clean my lens.”

    February 16, 2011 at 6:51 pm

  80. Chani

    The Inspector knew that good housekeeping was key to finding clues.

    February 16, 2011 at 6:51 pm

  81. Patrick

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “Please keep moving nothing to see here.”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:03 pm

  82. evidex

    “Well,” said the Inspector on finding his long lost yellow handle, “I guess I’d better stop searching. Back to being a bus driver I suppose”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:05 pm

  83. “Ah,” said the inspector. “It’s always in the last place you look!”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:08 pm

  84. Patrick

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “Once again that blasted Mr. Phelps has tossed me into the miscellaneous parts pile… When will he learn that I am a mini figure and deserve better than this.”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm

  85. QOL (Queen of Legos)

    I’ve heard that X marks the spot, but so far all I have found are L E G O.

    February 16, 2011 at 7:12 pm

  86. Jen Green

    “Who farted???”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm

  87. QOL

    I accuse Col Mustard of committing the crime of not putting away his Legos in the garage with the magnifying glass!

    February 16, 2011 at 7:20 pm

  88. Paul

    “I guess he turned 13.”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:29 pm

  89. Woodland4

    “Aha!” said the inspector, “THERE is that missing teen who was lost in this bedroom! I wonder if this room will qualify for the show ‘Hoarders”?!”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:34 pm

  90. Colby Newberry


    February 16, 2011 at 7:50 pm

  91. Erica

    “Deary me…it appears I’ve landed in a junkyard.”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:58 pm

  92. Erica

    “I found my car keys!!!”

    February 16, 2011 at 7:58 pm

  93. Erica

    “Where did that little needle go…”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:00 pm

  94. Erica

    “So…it was Colonel Mustard with the brick…”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:00 pm

  95. Erica

    “I’m caught between a brick and a hard place.”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:00 pm

  96. jamie

    The inspecter looked for his wallet “I know it’s somewhere.”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:01 pm

  97. Erica

    “I wish I’d landed in the Barbie aisle…”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:02 pm

  98. ‘well’ said the inspector its a destoryed boat

    February 16, 2011 at 8:38 pm

  99. In total clue denial, the professor decided it was time to “spring clean” his lab.

    February 16, 2011 at 8:39 pm

  100. GerryV

    “Well,” the inspector said, “this is definitely a pile of junk.”

    February 16, 2011 at 8:43 pm

  101. Ethan

    Maybe Mom was right. I guess I should clean my room.

    February 16, 2011 at 8:48 pm

  102. Dari

    Due to the camera angle and focus. The broom would be harder to find than the inspector had originally thought

    February 16, 2011 at 9:16 pm

  103. HEY EVERYONE! Great work! I’m loving it! Keep them coming!

    February 16, 2011 at 9:24 pm

  104. Dari

    Due to the camera angle and focus, the broom would be harder to find than the inspector had originally thought.

    (grammar correction)

    February 16, 2011 at 9:33 pm

  105. Larry

    Having come this far he knew that it was futile to turn back. Besides, his mother had said that he could not move home.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:43 pm

  106. “If you can bear to see the things you’ve given your life to- broken…and stoop and build’em up with worn out tools” -Kipling

    February 16, 2011 at 9:45 pm

  107. Larry

    This just goes to prove once again that, “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm

  108. Larry

    Now what did mom always say? “…you certainly usually find something if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.”

    February 16, 2011 at 9:52 pm

  109. Larry

    Those last two comments were definitely “Hobbitish”. Tolkien has to take all the credit.

    February 16, 2011 at 9:54 pm

  110. Ursula

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “there’s you’re problem.”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:12 pm

  111. Ursula

    **** your

    February 16, 2011 at 10:13 pm

  112. Due to a poor economy, the inspector no longer had storage privileges at the lab. He found all his evidence in the lawn Monday morning.

    February 16, 2011 at 10:20 pm

  113. “Now where is that red buoy life preserver the Hoff asked me to watch closely?”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:21 pm

  114. “Knee deep” the inspector was glad to have spied a shovel!

    February 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm

  115. cwhans

    “Elementary, my dear Watson”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:25 pm

  116. Today, on Hoarders…

    February 16, 2011 at 10:29 pm

  117. kismet art

    “Well”, said the inspector, “I hope I can get to the bottom of this.”

    February 16, 2011 at 10:29 pm

  118. Patrick

    “To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” — Thomas Edison

    February 16, 2011 at 11:18 pm

  119. Patrick

    After the earthquake the Inspector was happy to be alive, with his hat, magnifying glass, and his baby bottle safely tight to his chest.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:31 pm

  120. So that’s what happens when you stop typing the numbers every 108 minutes.

    February 16, 2011 at 11:40 pm

  121. Dude

    “Well”, said the Inspector, “This is my half from the divorce”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:45 pm

  122. Kevin

    “Well,” said the Inspector, “I think we just missed catching The Tornado.”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:45 pm

  123. Dude

    “Well”, said the Inspector, “Better check the list…Rubber-tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor-wire, hatchet, gladius, …AND MY MITTS”

    February 16, 2011 at 11:52 pm

  124. Bugdm

    Roger told the Inspector that his new “Super Spandex” suit was indestructible, but he forgot to tell him he had gained weight since the initial fitting….

    February 17, 2011 at 12:13 am

  125. ALWJ in TN

    “Surely” said the Inspector “I can burn up all of this junk using my high tech magnifying glass and the sunshine! That is a splendid idea!”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:19 am

  126. Niclol

    The inspector didn’t realize that the magnifying glass in his hand, together with the beams of sunlight coming in through his window, had caused his house to burst into flames and completely burn down.

    February 17, 2011 at 1:41 am

  127. Scott

    ‘Well,’ said the Inspector, ‘a fine mess this is, indeed!’

    February 17, 2011 at 1:58 am

  128. Ann Seibel

    Elementary, I say dear chap. It is all elementary. The evidence is very clear. It is as plain as the nose on my face… Oh dear… I have no nose.

    February 17, 2011 at 2:04 am

  129. Ann S

    I know my nose is here somewhere.

    February 17, 2011 at 2:07 am

  130. “Well,” said the Inspector, “the T-Rex was here!”

    February 17, 2011 at 2:38 am

  131. As difficult as moving house was, it was always the reassembly stage which Jim found to be the most challenging.

    February 17, 2011 at 3:08 am

  132. “Well”, said the Inspector, “this time I’ll read the instruction manual”

    February 17, 2011 at 4:08 am

  133. “oops”

    February 17, 2011 at 4:08 am

  134. “well” said the Inspector “I think they should have put the boat in reverse earlier”

    February 17, 2011 at 4:35 am

  135. keith lester

    “Well”, said the inspector, “from the amount of damage and the distinctive debris pattern it looks like this was a category five tornado”

    February 17, 2011 at 4:51 am

  136. lego maniac

    where to start? where to start?

    February 17, 2011 at 8:20 am

  137. lego maniac

    I think I found it. nope. Is that it? Nope

    February 17, 2011 at 8:21 am

  138. lego maniac

    Maybe I should have bought a prebuilt lego set.

    February 17, 2011 at 8:23 am

  139. lego maniac

    well said the professer, what crashed?

    February 17, 2011 at 8:24 am

  140. lego maniac

    well I volunteered to clean the backyard.

    February 17, 2011 at 8:26 am

  141. lego maniac

    well said the professor I’ve seen worse.

    February 17, 2011 at 8:27 am

  142. lego maniac

    this is what the kids do outside!?

    February 17, 2011 at 8:29 am

  143. lego maniac

    well said the professor, I hope I don’t make it to the horder TV show.

    February 17, 2011 at 8:59 am

  144. Patrick

    “Well”, said the inspector, “Once again I have hyper-jumped myself into a complete mess.”

    February 17, 2011 at 9:01 am

  145. After stepping through the door of time, the inspector realized the past was a mess.

    February 17, 2011 at 9:06 am

  146. “This is a fantastic place to play ‘I Spy’!” The Inspector exclaimed with delight.

    February 17, 2011 at 9:51 am

  147. lego maniac

    well said the professor, with all the captions coming in that fast it’s a wonder the building was up so long

    February 17, 2011 at 10:01 am

  148. lego maniac

    look at that! The dump broke

    February 17, 2011 at 10:04 am

  149. Voytech

    “Where is my magnifying glass?”

    February 17, 2011 at 10:09 am

  150. Jacob

    “Another reason to sort your Lego’s!”

    February 17, 2011 at 10:48 am

  151. Ryan

    “Maybe I can find my magnifying glass in here!”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

  152. Ryan

    “Now where did I put my monocle?”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

  153. kismet art

    “Well”, said the inspector, “I believe it is time to move.”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm

  154. “Well,” said the Inspector, “I can see FEMA hasn’t arrived yet…”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:51 pm

  155. Mr M

    “I grant this home an occupancy permit.”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:54 pm

  156. “Well,” said the Inspector, “it would seem this shot hasn’t been set up yet.”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:57 pm

  157. “Well,” said the Inspector, “Cairo did take a bad hit.”

    February 17, 2011 at 12:58 pm

  158. “Drat,” fussed the Inspector, “I really need to contact Hoarders Anonymous.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm

  159. “Hmm,” said the Inspector, “it looks like time for a lunch break.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm

  160. “Well,” mused the Inspector, “next year I will write down where I hid the Easter Eggs.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm

  161. “Dammit,” grumbled the Inspector, “this garage is atrocious!”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:07 pm

  162. “OMG,” the Inspector proclaimed, “JIMMY HOFFA?”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm

  163. kismet art

    “Well”, said the inspector , “I shouldn’t have used a match to look for that gas leak.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:10 pm

  164. “Well,” said the Inspector, “this would seem to have been an advanced society… before the tsunami…”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm

  165. “Oh,” said the Inspector, looking around him. “This is where they film Law & Order SVU.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm

  166. “Dammit!” exclaimed the Inspector, “I know I parked the car here somewhere!”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm

  167. “Right over here -” whispered the Inspector, “is where I saw bin Laden…”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:18 pm

  168. Certainly, John Belushi was a member of this fraternity.

    February 17, 2011 at 1:21 pm

  169. “Thank God I brought my warm milk,” muttered the Inspector, “it’s going to be a long night.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm

  170. For educational purposes, the Inspector visited the set used in the final scene of “A View To A Kill.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:38 pm

  171. “Well,” remarked the Inspector, “The Who is back.”

    February 17, 2011 at 1:39 pm

  172. Dimples

    “Well” said the inspector. “We seem to have a mess”

    February 17, 2011 at 2:06 pm

  173. kismet art

    “Well,” said the inspector, “I never cared much for that Watson fellow.”

    February 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm

  174. lego maniac

    What have I told them about playing baseball inside.

    February 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm

  175. Brett

    After the dust settled, the inspector finally understood what his mentor meant when he would say, “If you touch the evidence, the entire case may collapse.”

    February 17, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    • elizabethsalaam


      February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm

  176. J. G.

    “Well,” said the inspector, “all I need now are the instructions.”

    February 17, 2011 at 3:34 pm

  177. J. G.

    After several hours of fruitless searching, the inspector was most disappointed to find that a single piece had not been included in the set.

    February 17, 2011 at 3:35 pm

  178. lego maniac

    no joking when it said mega mouse trap!

    February 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm

  179. lego maniac

    so that’s what happens when you fill the house with dynomite and the throw a match!

    February 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm

  180. Judging from the debris, Prof. Clark thought to himself, it was no ordinary shark that had caused this much damage

    February 17, 2011 at 3:51 pm

  181. No wonder he couldn’t find his keys.

    February 17, 2011 at 4:33 pm

  182. M Johnson

    ‘Well,’ said the inspector. ‘Now that my magnifying glass has been found, I can get on to cleaning up the rest of this mess…’

    February 17, 2011 at 4:56 pm

  183. Danielle

    Without inspiration? Follow the Inspector, he will show you his roots.

    February 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm

  184. Luke

    “Well,” said the inspector, “I do believe there appears to be a submarine hiding underneath here.”

    February 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm

  185. elizabethsalaam

    The gentleman knew he had his pants on backward, but even with a giant magnifying glass, he couldn’t find a reason to give a damn.

    February 17, 2011 at 5:16 pm

  186. GerryV

    “well,” said the inspector, “this is definitely a green brick, and this is a shovel, and these are wheels, and …”

    February 17, 2011 at 5:45 pm

  187. Nick

    “Well,” said the inspector, ” I think I’ve found the door to Narnia.”

    February 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm

  188. “Hmmm,” the Inspector thought, “If only there were some easy way to stack these plastic blocks into neat piles.”

    February 17, 2011 at 6:30 pm

  189. Jack

    “Well,” said the Inspector “It is a pile of rubish”. Jack age, 11

    February 17, 2011 at 7:53 pm

  190. Derrick

    I really have to fart.

    February 17, 2011 at 7:57 pm

  191. Bex

    “How very odd!” the Inspector noted. “When I am both wearing my monocle AND looking through this magnifying lens, this rubble is dizzyingly reminiscent of my last acid trip.”

    February 17, 2011 at 8:16 pm

  192. Jason S

    “Now who would throw away a perfectly good magnifying glass?”

    February 17, 2011 at 10:30 pm

  193. Jason S

    Livingston just realized that this wasn’t the correct junk to Hong Kong.

    February 17, 2011 at 10:31 pm

  194. Jason S

    I suspect that it was Col. Mustard in the junkyard with the magnifying glass.

    February 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm

  195. Now WHERE did I leave my insect repellant?

    February 17, 2011 at 10:37 pm

  196. Patrick

    The short version….
    “Well” said the inspector, “ I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need *you*. I don’t need anything. Except this, and that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this magnifying glass… And this shovel – The magnifying glass and the shovel that’s all I need………

    The long version…..
    “Well” said the inspector, “ I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need *you*. I don’t need anything. Except this, and that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this magnifying glass… And this shovel – The magnifying glass and the shovel that’s all I need… And this yellow thing. – The magnifying glass, the shovel, and the yellow thing, and that’s all I need… And these gray pieces. – The magnifying glass, and these gray pieces, and the yellow thing, and the shovel… And this fishing pole. – The magnifying glass, this shovel, and the yellow thing, and the fishing pole, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. – The shovel and the glass door, and the yellow thing, and the gray pieces for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! – And this. That’s all I need.

    February 17, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    • OMG i wish *i* would have written this one LMAO

      February 18, 2011 at 3:31 am

  197. The inspector knew the importance of preserving the crime scene.

    February 17, 2011 at 11:10 pm

  198. Papa Joe

    Saddam Hussein in his gaming room looks for a weapon of mass destruction

    February 18, 2011 at 3:03 am

  199. “Well” said the Inspector “this could be my inspiration for a 365 project”

    February 18, 2011 at 5:01 am

  200. “well,” said the inspector,”it seems like my magnifying glass would be of no use to me this time.”

    February 18, 2011 at 6:50 am

  201. “well,” said the inspector, “it seems like they werent joking when they said that the economy crash would affect everyone.”

    February 18, 2011 at 6:54 am

  202. thematless

    “Well”, said the Inspector, “I seem to have misplaced my hat.”

    February 18, 2011 at 7:01 am

  203. thematless

    “Well”, said the Inspector, “I seem to be knee deep in this vandalism case.”

    February 18, 2011 at 7:05 am

  204. “well,” said the inspector, “I can’t find a single glue.”

    February 18, 2011 at 9:12 am

  205. Rich

    “Watson, our lives are now in Jeopardy.”

    February 18, 2011 at 9:41 am

  206. Rich

    Holmes concluded that IBM Watson’s all-night victory celebration party had gone too far.

    February 18, 2011 at 9:49 am

  207. Gosh darnit Mega Blocs!

    February 18, 2011 at 9:49 am

    • (“) (“) missing above

      February 18, 2011 at 10:36 am

  208. “What the heck happened last night?”

    February 18, 2011 at 9:52 am

  209. “No one makes fun of my stash.”

    February 18, 2011 at 9:53 am

  210. This is the honey hole of all picking.

    February 18, 2011 at 9:55 am

  211. “Marco…”

    February 18, 2011 at 10:05 am

  212. “Hello Yellow.”

    February 18, 2011 at 10:10 am


    February 18, 2011 at 10:15 am

  214. Papa Joe

    “No, W” said the the butler of the White House, “I assure you that you didn’t call the room-service and pressed on the bad button”.

    February 18, 2011 at 10:16 am

  215. DerTarchin

    “Hmmm,” said the Inspector. “I wonder where I put my magnifying glass.”

    February 18, 2011 at 10:21 am

  216. DerTarchin

    “Aha,” said the Inspector. “So that’s where you are, Mrs. Norris.”

    February 18, 2011 at 10:21 am

  217. Box13

    By jove, said the inspector, I think I’ve found it!

    February 18, 2011 at 10:26 am

  218. one mans trash is another’s treasure

    February 18, 2011 at 10:41 am

  219. dumpster diving rules

    February 18, 2011 at 10:42 am


    February 18, 2011 at 10:47 am

  221. Ant killer, Qu’est-ce que c’est.

    February 18, 2011 at 10:49 am

  222. a.n.t.k.i.l.l.e.r.

    February 18, 2011 at 10:52 am

  223. ENTRY WINDOW FOR CAPTIONS CLOSES AT 12:00 NOON EST TODAY (in about 45 minutes)

    We will look through all the entries, and choose our favorite 5, and put them for a vote starting tonight!

    Great work everyone!!
    Thanks for playing!!

    February 18, 2011 at 11:14 am


    Check back tonight or tomorrow morning for the poll to vote on your favorite of the top 5 we pick!
    Thanks everyone!!!

    February 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    • Awww… 😦 Totally missed it…busy all day Wednesday, out-of-county and totally busy from 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM Thursday.

      February 18, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    • where do we check ?

      February 19, 2011 at 11:31 am

  225. Aww I’m sorry! You’re always here too – such a loyal follower 🙂
    Don’t worry, there will be more contests coming up 🙂

    February 18, 2011 at 9:37 pm

  226. Scott

    ‘I say’, said the Inspector ‘I believe THIS is the piece Dan is looking’.

    February 19, 2011 at 1:52 am

  227. I like the one Well said the Inspector It’s a mess.It goes with all the other inspector pictures.

    February 19, 2011 at 7:50 am

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